So our kitten Pirate does a really stupid trick. When she wants a treat, she'll scale you like a rock climber up to your shoulder, and she'll cling there until you put a treat in her mouth, then she climbs back down your back and kicks off from your legs.
I was thinking about David Letterman and the bit they do called "Stupid Pet Tricks" and decided to look up on it because I haven't seen an episode with this for years. When i googled it, I found out that they're looking for stupid pet tricks right now, so I applied. It said to describe the trick, and if it's funny, they will write back. I got an email 2 hours later saying they thought it was "very funny" and asking for a dvd or video of it. We're going to send it on in the next few days.
If I get a trip to New York, I think I will crap my pants.
If I have to appear on TV, I think I will crap my pants on air. Tyler refuses to go on instead of me.
I hope we get on though. I've wanted to go to New York since I was 11 more than anywhere else in the world and everytime I make plans to go, they fall through.
Thank you Ashton for giving us such a talented kitten. haha.
PS- She also does somersaults and will come when you whistle...but only if you whistle "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. I don't know how we figured that one out. I came home from school one day to find her staring, transfixed, at the TV I left on for her (so she doesn't get lonely...uh huh). She was watching a documentary on LaToya Jackson. You'd think, living with us, she'd like someone awesome like Elvis Costello, but no.
Damn those talented Jacksons.